Based on true events, “Postal” is a short film set in one of the few places that we’re all forced to face each other. A film on mental illness, and the madness of those who don’t understand.
[multiple yells] No no no that won’t do please bring me another one. I can’t use that. Ma’am. I just spent the last 15 minutes verifying all the information on this money order with you. Now you’re telling me that is incorrect,
What’s incorrect and inadequate is the condition of that piece of paper. It’s unacceptable. I’m going to need you to bring me another one. I won’t touch it.
What’s wrong with it now? I just told you that it’s deplorable. This is our standard money order, ma’am. They’re all the same. They’re all the same.
Does no one else work here? Gene’s teaching today and if I miss her company… It’s completely unsuitable and I’m going to need you to bring me another one. If this bitch fucking makes me miss my meeting I swear… You have to pay for another one.
Fine, I’ll pay. Although quite frankly, and honestly I find that to be a hallmark of horrible customer service. Ugh! But fine, I’ll pay.
I just need you to sign the oh and in the upper right corner on this cancel line, right here.
I just explained to you that I’m not touching that adulterated thing. And I’ve explained to you that I cannot give you a new one, until you sign this. Honestly the way you’re wasting time with all the people in here. It’s no real wonder the post office was $3.9 billion in fiscal 2018. I cannot issue you a new one until you sign this! No! What do you mean No? I mean no I’m not signing it that’s what I mean! Bro. I’m at the post office and there’s some crazy lady losing her shit. Does she have an aid or something? And I told you already 1000 times with this. You can sign this there is nothing wrong with this one. No, it’s poison and I’m not taking it. Now I’ve told you several times that it’s contaminated. completely unacceptable and by trying to force me to sign that you are flagrantly violating my inalienable rights.
lunatic nuts psycho fucking deranged maniac Just give me a minute, I’ll be back. You think maybe we could speed this along?
I’m not trying to be rude but I have to get to class and she’s just standing up there for 15 minutes if she doesn’t want the thing she should just go. I’m not trying to be a bitch but just like, go! [dialogue]
Lady, please hurry up. Get the money order or get whatever you need and get out of line please. Of course everyone has something to say now. Like you’d accept blindly to file documents. This level of toxicity is intolerable. Money orders dripping in poison. Oh, they think I can’t see it. But you know what? I can see! I’m not getting that on my hands and getting sick again. I am not getting sick again. Are we clear? Are we clear?
I just made you a new one in the back, just sign this new one please ma’am.
How do I know that that isn’t just the other one that you brought back? Oh my fucking god! What is this mental patient? Is she retarded? Fuck! Bitch is disturbed. [yells] Leave her the fuck alone! Excuse me miss. I actually saw her switch it out and throw out the old one. That’s the new safe one. Okay. Okay. [multiple voices complaining] I just don’t want to be poisoned again. I can’t let them get me again.
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